shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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