Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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