party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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