Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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