I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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