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Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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