He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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