return my video game
barbara walters just said penis...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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