Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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