I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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