kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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