I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
This girl is more easily done than said...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I will be naked everywhere
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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