I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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