you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So much Jack, so little girl.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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