I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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