Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I need moral support for this bender
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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