This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
we should paint friendship bongs
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