that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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