so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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