I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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