Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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