It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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