I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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