GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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