If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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