Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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