no, he came in my armpit
Farmville is her only friend.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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