Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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