i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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