why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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