I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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