That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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