At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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