1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can I color on your dick again?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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