Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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