Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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