Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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