: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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