I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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