alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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