he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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