I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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