I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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