...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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