Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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