And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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