i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Did I show you my penis last night?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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