Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
foreskin is a definite game changer
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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