"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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