Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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