i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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