Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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