Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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