return my video game
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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