Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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