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If that was your dad, he is hot
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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