I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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