My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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