Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just come out here and I will go home with you...
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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